The Child! The crew gets shaken up by some pretty big personnel changes, Wesley is thinking of quitting, and Whoopi Goldberg decides to join the show! Oh, and also Deanna Troi is, uh, "forcibly impreganted," to avoid some triggering words. I guess there's also a crazy mega-virus that could kill everyone on the ship, but ah, whatever, hey look, it's Ten Forward!
Intro theme song: Earl Grey (Hot!) by Nate Tang
"What happened during this airdate?" song: Around the Sun by Nate Tang